Well last Thursday we got in the car...a favorite thing of mine to do
and walked up to this very busy place. Mommy called it the Vet. It looked nothing like the other place so I thought maybe I heard Mom wrong. It didn't matter to me because both Mom and Dad were with me and were home from this SILLY thing they do- I agree with you Corbin!- called work. So we walked into this place
And holy moly! There were dogs and cats and I just wanted to play with everyone and really I know they all wanted to play with me....well except the really big hairy guy that barked and tried to eat me! I wasn't messing with that man! I mean- why was he so angry- this place looked like fun!
We had to wait a little while so I just hung out and watched all the animals VERY closely!
and I got pretty tired of waiting...
and then I got on a scale and they weighed me- I am all muscle I swear!
Then we had to go and wait again in this other room and I heard all this barking and going on outside and just didn't know why we were waiting around...
Finally this lady came in and was really nice. She pet me a whole lot and rubbed me with a nice comb and brush and all over my body. She called me handsome and told me how good I was. She talked to my mom and dad for awhile and then when I thought she was just gonna pet me some more and we were ready to go....she stuck something in my butt!! It was horrible. I didn't cry or yell though because I refused to let them see my pain. Then the lady took me away from my mommy and daddy in the bad room and stuck me with all sorts of hurting pricks- and look what else they did to me!
How embarrassing! They shaved my coat! When they brought me back to mom and dad I was so happy! I heard them calling what they did to me micro chipping so I would never get lost but why would I need that! I know where I am and where I am going- who gets lost! Maybe the humans do, but not me! But it was all over and we got to go home after that. Mom gave me lots of treats and love when we got home but I hope they never take me there again! Anyone else ever been brought to this torture chamber?